It’s been a while since I shared some funny and since it is Dave Barry’s birthday, here we go:
“Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.”
“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”
“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.’”
“Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.”
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
And some real encouragement: “Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.”
Today I hope you find a reason to laugh and to get up and dance!!